Pot Black AKA 'Brokeback Mountain F.C'

"Guest of Honour, Lil' Chris arrives."

"Right Said Fred arrive!"

"Is Dale playing a Bazoo?"

"Lawsey prepares to line dance!"

"The Boyds try to encourage Harvey to sign for Saturdays."

"Collins shows us how he finished the London Marathon!"

"Tom Miles is about to get ruined!"

"Darren's got the clap!"

"Is that the hairdresser from 10 years younger?"

"Stop or I'll shoot!"

"Before..."

"...After!"

"Going...."

"....Going"

"....Gone!"

"Falco has just been told he'll be playing wing back next season!"

"Rosey's face says it all!"

"...Hey Gringo!"

"Norm looks like a Celeb caught out by Paparazzi!"

"Anyone for shots?"

"...Is that a dildo attacking Boydie?"

" Arkansaw Norm does Garth Brookes!"

"Roll on Summer training!"

"His & Hers shirts... Guess the Her?"

"... It's also blurring inside Boydie's head."